A giant panda escaped from the zoo in London. Eventually, he became hungry and walked into a restaurant, where he found a seat at an empty table. The waiter took the panda’s order. In due course the panda’s meal arrives and he eats.
After he finishes his dinner he stands up, calmly pulls out a gun from where he had it hidden, and fires into the air. Then he turns around and walks toward the door.
Naturally, the waiter is horrified. He stops the panda and demands an explanation, at the very least.
The panda says to him: ‘What do I look like to you?’
The waiter answers: ‘Well, a giant panda, of course.’ ‘That’s right,’ says the panda. ‘Look it up.’ And he walks out.
The waiter calls the police. When they arrive the waiter relates the whole story to them, including the panda’s comment about looking it up. So the sergeant sends a young officer to get an encyclopaedia.
He eventually returns with the Encyclopaedia Britannica, volume P. The detective looks up ‘panda’, and there’s the answer: ‘Giant panda, lives in China, eats shoots and leaves.’
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Today is one of my unpaid holidays, I wanted to talk with a foreigner on Skype, but no one accepted my invitation.
I researched them on Skype's function, ex. fmale, 28 to 32 years old, everywhere. After researching , I realized we
were in different time zone, so I gave up. I tried it again in the evening, fortunately, Yin got back to me. She is a
Taiwaness and work in Winding City, and her job is about Enlish. After chatting with her, she knew I want to
practice English. So we chatted in English.
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Today I have come back to Hong Kong to stand before you and account for myself. I’ve never escaped from my responsibility. During the past few weeks, I’ve been with my mother, and my family and love ones to show support and care. And at the same time, have their support and care for me. I admit that most of the photos being circulated on the Internet were taken by me. But these photos were very private, and had not been shown to people, and were never intended to be shown to anyone. These photos were stolen from me illegally, and distributed without my consent. There is no doubt whoever obtained these photos, had been uploading them to the internet with malicious and deliberate intent.
This matter has deteriorated to the extent that society as a whole has been affected by this. And in this regard, I am deeply saddened. I would like now to apologize to all the people for all the suffering that has caused, that has been caused, and the problems that have been arisen from this. I would like to apologize to all the ladies, and to all their families, for any harm or hurt that they have been feeling. I’m sorry. I would like to also apologize to my mother and my father, for the pain and the suffering that I have caused them during the past few weeks.
Most importantly, I would like to say sorry to all the people in Hong Kong. I give my apology sincerely to you all unreservedly and with my heart.
I know young people in Hong Kong look up to many figures in our society. And in this regard, I’ve failed as a role model. However, I wished this matter would teach everyone a lesson. To all the young people in our community, let this be a lesson for you all. This is not an example to be set for you.
During my time away, I’ve made an important decision. I would whole-heartedly fulfill all commitments that I have today. But after that, I decided to step away from the Hong Kong entertainment industry. I decided to do this to give myself an opportunity to heal myself and search my soul. I would dedicate my time to charity and community work within the next few months. I will be away from Hong Kong entertainment indefinitely, there is no time frame.
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Cindy, Cindy, How nice person Cindy is ?
Cindy asked me to practice GEPT with her on Skype two days ago and it was no charge.
I appreciate her kindness, you know I almost give up the test , but now I have to study hard.
I don't want to make her disappointed.
Cindy, you are a great tutor.
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To learn is a great resolution, because it is very useful for my job. My company's products will be approved by MSHA, Mine Safety and Health Administration, USA.
I wrote a lot of English letters to connect with Mark and explain our product. Fortunately it will be fine.
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Because financial crisis continues bad, my boss decided to quit spreading scope of Certification of ISO 9001:2008.
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My heart sank when mother told me my old pet dog had gotten sick. When I entered the house, it was
lying uneasy on the floor. We took it to hospital, and a kind vet checked it thoroughly. After explaining
its situation, he even precribed some medicine for my dog. Although I made it take the medicine regularly,
I still found my dog losing strength bit by bit.
Choosing Hybrid Cars
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I went to Taipei Fine Arts Museum with Strawberry this afternoon.
The exhibition is Pixar: 20 Years of Animation
I have been longing to visit since two weeks ago, but no one want to go there with me.
Today is Strawberry's day off because she got up late.
After chatting with her, we decided to go to the museum together.
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從句子結構方面：
because加句子
because of加一個短語
since加從句
due to 加短語
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Do you remember my friend arranged a blind date for me ?
Yes, it was today. How to describe the object ? Let me think about it.
I didn't fell in love, although she had big eyes. Everyone knows the
big eyes girls are always my type, but it is not the only condition for
being my Miss Right.
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擷自中級英檢寫作教戰手冊
一、簡單句
1.
a. Birds sing.
b. The wind blows
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I sold my China Steel stocks in order to join my traveling.
It is so sad that I need to do it.
Leaf told me we will stay at a hotel and a villa.
They are both luxurious.
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