A giant panda escaped from the zoo in London. Eventually, he became hungry and walked into a restaurant, where he found a seat at an empty table. The waiter took the panda’s order. In due course the panda’s meal arrives and he eats.
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- Feb 10 Wed 2010 13:08
Panda -Jokes by John Russell
- Sep 11 Fri 2009 23:25
Skype Chatting in English
Today is one of my unpaid holidays, I wanted to talk with a foreigner on Skype, but no one accepted my invitation.
I researched them on Skype's function, ex. fmale, 28 to 32 years old, everywhere. After researching , I realized we
- Sep 09 Wed 2009 21:30
Edison`s press conference speech
Today I have come back to Hong Kong to stand before you and account for myself. I’ve never escaped from my responsibility. During the past few weeks, I’ve been with my mother, and my family and love ones to show support and care. And at the same time, have their support and care for me. I admit that most of the photos being circulated on the Internet were taken by me. But these photos were very private, and had not been shown to people, and were never intended to be shown to anyone. These photos were stolen from me illegally, and distributed without my consent. There is no doubt whoever obtained these photos, had been uploading them to the internet with malicious and deliberate intent.
- Sep 09 Wed 2009 21:03
My tutor, Cindy
Cindy, Cindy, How nice person Cindy is ?
Cindy asked me to practice GEPT with her on Skype two days ago and it was no charge.
- Sep 08 Tue 2009 22:24
Learning English
To learn is a great resolution, because it is very useful for my job. My company's products will be approved by MSHA, Mine Safety and Health Administration, USA.
I wrote a lot of English letters to connect with Mark and explain our product. Fortunately it will be fine.
- Sep 07 Mon 2009 23:05
ISO 9001:2008
Because financial crisis continues bad, my boss decided to quit spreading scope of Certification of ISO 9001:2008.
- Sep 05 Sat 2009 10:10
YUKI's teaching
My heart sank when mother told me my old pet dog had gotten sick. When I entered the house, it was
lying uneasy on the floor. We took it to hospital, and a kind vet checked it thoroughly. After explaining
- Sep 04 Fri 2009 20:54
Pixar: 20 Years of Animation
I went to Taipei Fine Arts Museum with Strawberry this afternoon.
The exhibition is Pixar: 20 Years of Animation
- Sep 02 Wed 2009 15:21
Because,Because Of,Since,Due To,For之間的區別
從句子結構方面:
- Sep 02 Wed 2009 00:09
Blind Date
Do you remember my friend arranged a blind date for me ?
Yes, it was today. How to describe the object ? Let me think about it.
- Aug 31 Mon 2009 22:31
Selling stocks
I sold my China Steel stocks in order to join my traveling.
It is so sad that I need to do it.
- Aug 30 Sun 2009 19:34
The Matchmaker
I worshiped the macthmaker in Dadaocheng today.
When I got home, my friend told me that she arranged a blind date for me next week.
- Aug 29 Sat 2009 23:54
Watchdog
There was a thief into my company and took some copper away , then our factory director made one of our factory dog be a wach dog to guard in the balcony.
It was so lonely and wanted to get someone's attention.
- Aug 27 Thu 2009 20:29
Bali
original
I wanted to learn programmin languages to improve my work last week.
- Aug 24 Mon 2009 21:57
new English club
I joined another English club in Taoyuan today.
Everyone is so kind and ploite.
- Aug 23 Sun 2009 20:35
Ceramics
Materials for Firing Ceramics
Common traditional kiln fuels were acacia, pine, driftwood, assorted sawmill
- Aug 12 Wed 2009 10:33
Breakfast
I found a baked seseme seed coated cake and soybean milk hanged on my door handle this morning.
I didn't care anything.
I didn't care anything.
- Aug 09 Sun 2009 15:40
G502
I left my cell phone in my hometown, so I bought a new one.
Its type is G502 of SonyEricsson .